Awards Announced!

Awards Season is upon us, but with all the hype going to the Academy Awards, Golden Globes, etc. We have forgotten the most important awards of all..."The Daveys"! If you're unfamiliar with "The Davey Awards", it's because I just made it up, but I'm expecting this to get big. There are no committees, no ballots or sealed envelopes, just the winners I appoint based on my own criteria. So...here it goes...announcing The Davey Awards honoring the Best in Ministry, Culture, Politics and Entertainment over the past 12 Months (drumroll please)...

Best Show:
24 (We owe our very survival to Jack Bauer).

Worst Show:
The View (My estrogen levels are so high after watching it, that I actually start lactating).

Best Mini-Series:
John Adams (it made me want to go back in time and wear wooden teeth just for the privilege of fighting for my country. It's truly one of the best films of any genre in recent years).

Best Actor: It's a tie!
Barack Obama (very compelling performance trying to appear more moderate than liberal).
John McCain (very compelling performance trying to appear like he could raise his hands over his head).

Best Actress:
Hillary Clinton (trying to act excited for Obama when he won the election).

Best Book:
The Bible (it wins every year)
Axiom by Bill Hybels (personal development category)
The Shack (Fiction)
The Know-it-all (useless but interesting trivial knowledge category)

Best kids:
Cooper and Connor Willis (like I said...I'm the only one who votes on this!)

Hottest Lady:
Ashley Willis

Sweetest person:
Ashley Willis (congrats on winning two categories!)

Best Church:
Stevens Creek Church (www.stevenscreek.net)

Best Athletic Performance (Wheelchair Division):
Dick Cheney at the Inauguration (he also wins the Hunting Division Category)

Best Awards:
The Davey Awards

Well, that's it for the first annual awards! If your favorites weren't on the list, stay tuned for next year's which promises to be even bigger and better.