Toddlers and Terrorists

I've been watching the show "24" recently which centers around controlling terrorists and my everyday life consists of controlling toddlers and I've noticed that toddlers and terrorists have a lot in common. First off, it's always a bad idea to negotiate with either group...it gives them a false sense of power and it never ends well. Secondly, it's not a good idea to take either one on an airplane. Both groups also tend to scream loudly in languages that don't resemble English. If I didn't love my toddlers so much, I think I would turn them into Jack Bauer and say they pose a threat to national security.