Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Old Dudes who could beat me up

Have you heard about this guy? If not, let me introduce you to Buster Martin who is training to become the world's oldest marathon runner. He's 101-years-old and he still works as a plumber in London, England. On top of his running and toilet fixing, he's managed time to have 17 children. Yes my friends, generations of people will have Viagra to thank for their existence.



The world seems to be full of old guys who could beat me up. After watching the new Rambo movie ("Rambo Fights Arthritis"), I realized that even though Stallone has had a lot of work done and help from substances that would have gotten him banned from pro baseball, he's still darn close to a hundred years old and he could rip my arms off and beat me with them. These crazy buff old dudes are just making me feel pretty lazy, so I think I'm going to the gym.

4 comments:

Patti said...

That is SOOO Crazy!!! I'm struggling getting to the gym to work out and I'm still under 40!!! Ok, Just barely, but still!!! I was gonna skip the gym today, but now I'm thinking about all those 60 year old grandma's I've seen benching more than me and now I'm thinking I need to kick in a few more reps!!

How do you find out all this interesting info? You are just an overflowing fountain of trivial yet vital knowledge....

Amanda said...

I just did 3 miles around my neighborhood about 30 minutes ago and I'm outta breath. LOL
That's awesome! Good for him.

Mark Rucker said...

Bro I got your back any time you need me.

Unknown said...

He ain't got nothing on you man